The Bendy Penis

Hey y'all,

Just bounced in from Arafat's bed and boy are my balls tired.

Okay, enough with the pleasantries and more with the bang bang bang (not literally though, unless you really want it that bad)

Yesterday I caught myself thinking.Halloween is just around the corner and I have nothing to wear! I mean of course they design costumes shaped like us for the general public like this little number,but what about me?? What does a lonely little soldier boy like me wear for such a daring event like Halloween? Its penis-ist I tell you. Discrimination against all of us large and small. We have rights as well. We all have minds of our own. Everyone knows that.

Luckily I stumbled upon a site which has proved to be more accommodating to our purple head wearing needs and boy oh boy, costumes galore. I need your help though I'm not really sure what I'm going to go as but here's the shortlist.

Sexy sheep, I know my boss would love this one seeing as it has happened before. Ahhhh reliving memories with this costume will surely put us in the right mood. Mmmhmmmm.

Sexy snake, now here's a new one for the books. We've never done this before but its not like he ever needed a flute to raise my head.

Or I could go as that bitch who gave us genital warts. Of course its not flaring now ladies but actually to my surprise some of you enjoy driving across bumps. No idea why. Must be a girl thing. No wonder they say girls are the worst kind of drivers.

Finally, I could go as a Smaller Penis. I mean. My monstrous size has known to cause certain people to faint at the sight no matter how tough he is. So maybe this little knob will deter them from actually realizing my true form and actually let me surprise them for once.

Well that's about it ladies and gents. Let me know what ya think. I'm eager to know. Oh shit. It's morning already and Arafat's about due for his morning hardy. Right right, got to straighten myself up.

Till next time,

Always remember to clean your friend once a day,

Hugs and Kisses

AP