Oh mighty twins!
Hanging behind me,
Too afraid to show your might,
Be free! Take flight,
But if you were to go,
I would be sad,
For I then cannot show my head,
Around my pussycat,
Damn you Cancer!
You shall not pass!
Oh mighty twins!
If you were to twist,
You'd cause me much pain,
A stain,
On the bedroom floor,
Colder than ever before,
Without you,
I am but a gunless barrel,
On the beaches of Normandy,
Fighting off the killer crabs.
Oh mighty twins!
It's a good thing you are here,
On my expeditions,
Too fat to come inside,
I know you have my back,
What a journey!
What a journey!
Oh sweet relief,
You're looking thin,
My twins.
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